skyglider | incensed: inbox

Weirdo, spill it. You're not researching or trying to do magic or mess with shit you ain't got no business messing with, are you?

Edited 2022-05-26 21:38 (UTC)

It seems I already did.

[A pause.]

I'm just trying to figure out what to do now.

Talking to you is like talking to a wall. Can you fucking explain, for fuck's sake?!

Thank you.

[Link that wasn't a compliment!!!!]

... I recently acquired the ability to use magic. Water magic, precisely. I'm not sure where to start in learning how to control it.

Was that so fucking hard?

I can't really help you perse. My power comes from my blood. It is what it is.

(a growl. ugh. why does he care. he doesn't. care. ok. time to pretend he doesn't give a shit.)

If my wife shows up, I'll send her to you.

(failed.)

Edited 2022-05-27 00:57 (UTC)

Yes.

[He...doesn't totally sound like he means that; his tone remains kind of light and conversational. But he does appreciate your not being concerned or caring at all, really.]

I appreciate the thought. ...You have a wife?

Fucking asshole.

She's a priestess. She had to learn how to control it.

I had to control a few things, but I don't think it'd be any fucking help to your case.

A priestess? Were her powers bestowed by a god?

Unless this is revealed to be demonic in origin, I would agree.

Nope. It's more... Spiritual. Sacred from her spirit itself. She had to learn how to make use of it, so that's why I'm saying she'd be better.

Of course it's demonic in origin! Where do you think--

You know what. Okay. Yes, it is demonic.

I see. That's interesting.

Ah-- no, I meant mine.

Doesn't smell like it, if you want to know. You smell weird as fuck, but not demonic at all.

And besides, if you had any demonic influence, you'd know.

Edited 2022-05-29 02:06 (UTC)

Thank you. I haven't thought enough about the way I smell.

Oh? How would one know?

Do you feel obsessed with your own self-interest? Do you think humans are puny and below you all of a sudden? Could you eat a human family of six without a single flying fucking care? Did you sprout fangs, claws, or any other non-normal feature? Can you heal from near death in a couple of days?

I don't think so.