[He...doesn't totally sound like he means that; his tone remains kind of light and conversational. But he does appreciate your not being concerned or caring at all, really.]
Do you feel obsessed with your own self-interest? Do you think humans are puny and below you all of a sudden? Could you eat a human family of six without a single flying fucking care? Did you sprout fangs, claws, or any other non-normal feature? Can you heal from near death in a couple of days?
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[He...doesn't totally sound like he means that; his tone remains kind of light and conversational. But he does appreciate your not being concerned or caring at all, really.]
I appreciate the thought. ...You have a wife?
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She's a priestess. She had to learn how to control it.
I had to control a few things, but I don't think it'd be any fucking help to your case.
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Unless this is revealed to be demonic in origin, I would agree.
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Of course it's demonic in origin! Where do you think--
You know what. Okay. Yes, it is demonic.
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Ah-- no, I meant mine.
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And besides, if you had any demonic influence, you'd know.
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Oh? How would one know?
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I don't think so.
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If you wanna know, I ain't ever tried to eat a human, nor do I think they're shit.
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That is nice to know.
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If she shows up, I'll tell you. If you catch her first, she'll probably ask about me anyway. You'll know.
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[He...he's kidding. ...right??]
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